Josh's Fairy Tale

Canada
Once upon a time there was a tiny red skinned pig that drank some
mystical water. He started to grow some very blonde hair. Everyone thought
he was a dog. No one new who he really was. They imagined that if you talked to him, he
would eat you. More and more rumors went on about how scary he was. They
even named him the ghost of the farm. The pig had no friends except one very tiny flea. The flea knew he was a pig, because he lived on his skin, under his ear.

USA
After a very long time the pig eventually came to a village of pigs all the pigs knew that he was a pig. They had to help him get back to normal by cutting his blonde hair off but they had no thumbs to use the shavers and they had no shavers anyway. They were going to go to the nearby village to get the shavers but on the way there an evil hoard of demon cats came and was going to stop them. The evil cats were going to use magic to seal the pigs in a magical room. The cats sent the pigs to a room that was all purple and white with squares everywhere. The only way for pigs to get out was for them to climb the walls to the window at the top and escape. Their goal was to seek vengeance on the demon cats.

Japan
The pigs thought of how they would escape from the tower window. “How about this?” pitched in the first pig. “Ooh, that’s a good idea!” said the other pigs. “All right, let’s get to work”. The first pig stood on the bottom and the second pig climbed on top of him. The third and fourth pig got on top of the first two until all 10 pigs stood in a tower. This was the first pig’s idea: to make a tower. “I’m at the window!” the pig at the top yelled. “Yay!” all the pigs rejoiced. Once they were all outside, they headed for the demon cats’ house. The demon cats were drinking wine when the 10 pigs attacked them. Because the attack was so unexpected and the cats were already drunk, they were easily defeated. “Spare us,” cried the cats. “We’ll give you our scissor!” And they gave the pigs their treasured scissors. The pigs took the scissors back to their town and cute off the blond hair of the unfortunate pig. The pig grew back red hair and there were no more rumors about him anymore. He lived happily with all of the other pigs.