Big Blue Hair

Eric G U.S.A.

Long, long ago in a land far, far away, there was a little girl who lived in a village called Yakookookoo. This girl was called Big Blue Hair, because she had a large blue Mohawk. She lived in a house with her boyfriend, who was called Little Wimp. One day, Little Wimp saw a squirrel and hid under a log because he thought all squirrels have rabies. What Little Wimp didn’t realize, though, was that that log was the hideout of Bigger Wimp. Bigger Wimp wanted to prove that he wasn’t a wimp, so he grabbed Little Wimp and dragged him to his hut in the forest and locked him in. He then went back to
the village and posted a notice in the town square. It said:

“Whoever can rescue Little Wimp from the hut in the forest where he is being held prisoner will not be considered wimpy”

Since no one saw him post this notice, he thought that if he “rescued” Little Wimp, he wouldn’t be called Bigger Wimp any more. What Bigger Wimp wanted to do was to wait a few days to make it seem like Little Wimp was kidnapped.